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		<title>Why do we keep electing the worst kind of people governor?</title>
		<link>http://thefewture.com/why-do-we-keep-electing-the-worst-kind-of-people-governor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 23:43:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theFewture</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mark Sanford]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[South Carolina]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The sorry plight of South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford.
People fall in love with other people. It happens. Okay.
People need to take a break and get away. It's true. Okay.
But STATE GOVERNORS need to communicate those things. Directly to the people that matter. A lot sooner than Gov. Sanford did.
(And not skip out of town when [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The sorry plight of <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/06/24/AR2009062403181.html" target="_blank">South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford</a>.</p>
<p>People fall in love with other people. It happens. Okay.</p>
<p>People need to take a break and get away. It's true. Okay.</p>
<p>But STATE GOVERNORS need to communicate those things. Directly to the people that matter. A lot sooner than Gov. Sanford did.</p>
<p>(And not skip out of town when they have 4 little boys wondering where he is on Father's Day.)</p>
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		<title>Outrageous Treadmill Fall</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 06:09:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theFewture</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dude falls on his ass.]]></description>
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		<title>There&#8217;s always money in the banana stand&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:54:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theFewture</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[arrested development]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[movie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[And in an Arrested Development movie:

Movie Trailers - Movies Blog
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And in an Arrested Development movie:</p>
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<div style="margin: 0pt; text-align: center; width: 500px; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><a style="color:#439CD8;" href="http://www.mtv.com/movies/trailer_park/" target="_blank">Movie Trailers</a> - <a style="color:#439CD8;" href="http://moviesblog.mtv.com/" target="_blank">Movies Blog</a></div>
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		<title>The Fewture is here. Again. Kinda.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 05:19:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theFewture</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Primitive computer and internet report.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Primitive computer and internet report.</p>
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		<title>Prop 8: The Musical</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 10:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theFewture</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA['What else does the Bible say, Jesus?'

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>'What else does the Bible say, Jesus?'</p>
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<div style="text-align:center;width: 464px;">See more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/jackblack">Jack Black</a> videos at Funny or Die</div>
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		<title>Jon Stewart and John Oliver report on the Mumbai Tragedy</title>
		<link>http://thefewture.com/jon-stewart-and-john-oliver-report-on-the-mumbai-tragedy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theFewture</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[terror]]></category>

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		<title>Monty Python Launches a YouTube Channel</title>
		<link>http://thefewture.com/monty-python-launches-a-youtube-channel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 12:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theFewture</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA['No more of those crap quality videos you've been posting...'


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>'No more of those crap quality videos you've been posting...'</p>
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		<title>German inmate escapes: by mail</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 05:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theFewture</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[german inmate escapes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don't advocate prison escapes, but come on, you have to admit, this is both hilarious and ingenious.
As the BBC reports:
 
A manhunt is under way in western Germany for a convicted drug dealer who escaped by mailing himself out of jail. 
 The 42-year-old Turkish citizen - who was serving a seven-year sentence - [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don't advocate prison escapes, but come on, you have to admit, this is both hilarious and ingenious.</p>
<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7730018.stm">As the BBC reports</a>:
<p class="first"> <b></b></p>
<blockquote><p class="first"><b>A manhunt is under way in western Germany for a convicted drug dealer who escaped by mailing himself out of jail.</b> </p>
<p> The 42-year-old Turkish citizen - who was serving a seven-year sentence - had been making stationery with other prisoners destined for the shops. </p>
<p>At the end of his shift, the inmate climbed into a cardboard box and was taken out of prison by express courier. His whereabouts are still unknown. </p>
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		<title>23/6 Sarah Palin Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 04:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theFewture</dc:creator>
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Get the latest news satire and funny videos at 236.com.

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		<title>Palin Didn&#8217;t Know Africa is a Continent</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 22:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theFewture</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This would be so hilarious! If it wasn't actually scary as hell.
So, the McCain campaign used Palin as a Hail Mary play (no Biblical pun intended) without proper vetting, she spent gads of money on clothes for herself and family, DIDN'T KNOW AFRICA WAS A CONTINENT (when her Presidential opponent was one generation removed from [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This would be so hilarious! If it wasn't actually scary as hell.</p>
<p>So, the McCain campaign used Palin as a Hail Mary play (no Biblical pun intended) without proper vetting, she spent gads of money on clothes for herself and family, DIDN'T KNOW AFRICA WAS A CONTINENT (when her Presidential opponent was one generation removed from Africa), but she was defended (praised) by McCain--and is now talking 2012???</p>
<p>Seriously? The Republicans were cynical enough to make and sponsor this choice? And think she should continue as a national political figure?</p>
<p>Sounds like there's more and more Palin skits coming our way. Shame their Reality TV. </p>
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